We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!

Ok, I'm back on track. It's the new year. I've got some jokes and hopefully some good calls to tell you about. So, My goal this year is to post every day or at least mostly every day. I don't think I could post during my vacations.

So, anyways, this is going to be a great year and I'm looking forward to all the comments I get about how dumb my jokes will be. Well, you can all thank Nat, my co-worker for the best Christmas gift.

JOKE OF THE DAY!

Butch: My brother drinks too much.
Jethro: Why do you say that?
Butch: Because at last night's New Year's Eve party he drank toasts to the holidays.
Jethro: It's not unusual to toast the holidays.
Butch: 365 of them?

Man, I can tell already that this is going to be a great year. Talk to you tomorrow.

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

Hello everyone.

I hope you all had a wicked Christmas. Mine was good. I got most of what I asked for and now I can make my birthday list for the rest.

I'm going to warn everyone now that I have a whole bunch of joke material for the next year so brace yourself for the lamest jokes known to mankind.

TODAY'S HOROSCOPE!!

This week you can have lots of fun by beaming at people, and telling them how fresh your brand of soap makes you feel. If that doesn't work, try explaining how your detergent gets your shirts their brightest.

That's all for today. I hope everyone has a great New Year if I don't post again before then.