Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.

Hi everyone. It's been a while. I hope all is well. I don't really have much to talk about.

I was reading the reader's digest and came accross a section where someone made up new words or phrases. Here are a couple.

flaparazzi (fla pah' rah tzee) n.
A person in the background of a live news report, waving stupidly at the camera. (Also telepathetic, vextra, eyejacker.)

moanotone (mown o' toen) n.
The quavering voice you use when you call work to tell them you're sick. (Also arggghccent, phlegmbellishment.)

Well, that's it. See ya soon.