Keep the Earth clean. It isn't Uranus!!

Well, I've got a pretty short blog today. I haven't really done anything yet. I got up, showered, and have been watching TV ever since.

I am going out now for some fun filled bowling. I'll let you know how much I end up sucking.


JOKE OF THE DAY!!

Max: Do you have crepes Suzette?

Waiter: No, and my name is Marvin.


So, I've just heard that I'm a brat. Is this true? I always thought I was fun or maybe an attention seeker, but never a brat. Thanks a lot Noella!!! Just kidding. I don't even know you. But I like your name!!

Well, wish me luck bowling. I'll try to beat my high score of 110!!!! Yee-haw!

BEER - Helping white people dance since 1837!

So, I have to start by saying how much you all better appreciate this blog. I don't know why, but our internet is EXTREMELY (That was for you Nat!) slow. It's taken me ten minutes to even get here to write.


JOKE OF THE DAY!!

Will the father be present during the birth?" asked the obstetrician.

"Nah," replied the mother-to-be. "He and my husband don't get along."


CALL OF THE DAY!!

Okay. I have a whole bunch of little tidbits. Most of them have something to do with Nat at work.

1) Nat asked someone for their "date of bird". The caller didn't even notice.

2) Caller phoned in and their name was Penelope. I'm not even going to type the rest. Just guess what Nat actually called them!

3) Someone called in today to me with a very noticeable Indian accent. (Relax. I'm not racist!!). I did my usual intro and the caller said, "I'm calling about some uh, some uh, some uh, some uh, something."

4) A caller was asking about a claim from a certain date. They said something and I couldn't make it out. It sounded like they had food in their mouth or something. I asked if they said the first or third. Apparently they were called about a drug claim from January "furshth."


That's it for today. I'll be back eventually!!

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Hello all. I was told on Sunday that everyone seems to like my blog. I really didn't think anyone thought it was that great. So leave more comments, whether I suck, I'm not funny or if you feel sleepy. Just so I know people other the Graham and Alisa are reading it.


JOKE OF THE DAY!!

Shirl: So your jealous boyfriend is upset that you're going off on your winter vacation by yourself?

Pearl: That's right, even though I told him that I'm as faithful as the day is long.

Shirl: Where are you going?

Pearl: Alaska.


So, a lot has happened at work. I joined the CIC (Continuous Improvement committee) at work. It's a nice fundraiser committee to improve work. So today, I was appointed Secretary. And elections are coming up, and some people will be voting me in for Vice-Chair. WOW!! All the sudden I'm popular.


CALL OF THE DAY!!

So a lady called in today. As usual I ask for all the ID numbers to find her policy. I can't find it so I ask for name and date of birth. Still can't find it. I finally ask who she works for, because I though maybe it was a Government plan. We can't view the Government plan's and have to transfer them. So when I asked her where she works, she says:

"I work at Ricki's. Why can't you find my policy? Don't you know who Ricki's is?"

Am I missing something? Is Ricki's the new Microsoft that everyone would have heard of it by now? I have no freaking clue what Ricki's is.

Well, enough for now. There. I blogged. No more hate mail about me not blogging!!